#making a website is hard

[ccorinthian]

fuck you ageism fuck you life ending at 30 fuck you makeup industry forcing us to feel bad about a natural process fuck you hustle culture fuck you instagram fuck you youtube fuck you glorification and deification of youth fuck you who make people feel bad for not having "achieved anything" in their 20s fuck you people who peaked in high school and try to drag everybody down by insisting it's all downhill after 19

[calypsolemon]

how are you 26 and playing pretend about gay legos? are you autistic or something?

honey if you're not autistic on this website you're the odd man out

[doodleodds]

Happy Valentines, Akira. Happy Valentines, Asshole.

If you can’t read what Akechi’s secondary inner-dialogue says cause I obscured it too much behind his regular dialogue, here’s a transcription in panel order: Hello, you fucking- Ah- Hello, Akira! Fuck off, why should I tell you- Just a soda- there’s a new flavor.

I don’t want your shitty gift. Oh- haha! You’re so sweet.

I hope I choke. They’re lovely, thank you.

Like hell. Likewise. There’s no way it’s just a coincidence. Still though, it’s a funny coincidence.

[zosonils-art]

look out, gooigi!

[lethalhoopla]

I am once again losing my mind.

This time: I went to look up references of Varric, and just typed "Varric Tethras" into the search bar. I was going to just tab over immediately to the images section, eyes barely glancing over the obvious top-result fandom wiki, then (more entertainingly, but still expected) Wikipedia link-

but. but the next one.

GOODREADS??

.... There's absolutely no tongue-in-cheek in the entry either.

(of course I immediately clicked on it who do you think I am)

There are 3 quotes from him relating to storytelling, both from 2 and Inquisition, as well as a book attribution:

The Dragon Age Novel Edition of Hard in Hightown.

ATTRIBUTED TO VARRIC TETHRAS.

with Mary Kirby*~

Absolutely unblinkingly written summary/bio.

I love this with my whole heart. Varric you beautiful bastard -- and DA writers/editors (Mary Kirby very much most importantly included) you even more beautiful, dorky, wonderful bastards.

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*if you're not in the know, Mary Kirby is a cornerstone of the DA writing team, including being the one who was in charge of Varric (and Merrill!). To say she's his "trusted human confidante" is certainly putting it one (delightful) way.

[starscelly]

“passing the phone to the finnish slim shady”

[lildoodlecat]

so maybe im a little obsessed with pitanui dolls

every day i am tempted to get more‚‚

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

On my knees asking if you happen to have a full image of that one yukata Arjuna and Karna thing pako drew.

this is the best I’ve found so far *dabs*

Also merch images I guess lmao

[lovedbythesun]

Robert Rosen on John, Paul, obsession and John’s reaction to Paul’s arrest in Japan (bolded)

RR: If you read Nowhere Man, you're gonna spend a couple of 100 pages in Lennon's head and you'll see what that's like. The neurosis and the occult, and the insecurity and the anger and the rage and the petty jealousy and the absolute expression of joy when McCartney was busted in Japan for trying to smuggle in marijuana.  And you'll also get the creative genius, the guy who went down to Bermuda, knowing it was time to break out of his seclusion and get back into it and release an album. After five years, the painful creative struggle to reconnect with his muse and the love he felt towards Yoko and towards Sean. I mean, that's all there. It's like the beautiful part of Lennon and there was indeed, a beautiful part, with the part that was heady and angry and resentful and jealous.

Host: You just described his reaction to the Tokyo drug bust with Paul. There's been definitely conflicting accounts, what the state of their relationship was not just the 1980 but throughout the whole of the Beatles solo years, where he definitely had the signs of an obsession with Paul's career and his successes. At the same time publicly talked about I don't pay attention to Wings, I don't pay attention to my peers. I don't pay attention to Jagger, or Dylan or all that stuff. Yet. You see things like the tape diary he did in 79, where he clearly is paying attention very much to Paul's career. Overall, did you get an impression of where things stood regarding his feelings toward Paul?

Robert Rosen: That is like a huge part of Nowhere Man because he spent so much time thinking about Paul and writing about Paul and obsessing over Paul. And everything Paul did, it drove him..every time he heard a Paul song on the radio, especially Coming Up off McCartney II that it would make him jealous. He saw his life as him and Yoko being either up or down in relation to Paul and Linda. And he just flat out said, I know this is not the way to be. There was like, the jealous part of him, that would just go crazy over something Paul did..and nobody's paying attention to me now. And there was that part of him and then there was the larger part of him, where he wanted to be like Jesus and Gandhi and Mohammed and Buddha, and he wanted to follow the path he wanted to follow the way, he wanted to merge with God.

It was just this constant struggle between this man who wanted to be pure and this man who wanted to take drugs and have sex with May Pang and just like, oh I bought this beautiful house in Palm Beach and Paul's gonna read about it and that's a great victory over McCartney and oh, Yoko just sold a cow for a quarter million dollars and it's gonna be in the papers and Paul's gonna read about it.  That's another great victory over McCartney and it's just like Yoko did it, she used her magic powers to have Paul busted in Japan and this is not in Nowhere Man because this is what he wrote in the diaries that I couldn't quote from the diaries but he was just so overjoyed that say, it was like the high point of 1980 up to that point and he writes, go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 - that's the thing from Monopoly and I'm not quoting from the diaries, I'm quoting from the Monopoly board, right [both laugh].

You know, that's what John wrote and he was just "oh, Paul's still in jail, maybe they'll keep him there for a couple of years and they let him out after only 10 days but the Wings tour was ruined and it made him happy.” 

- Robert Rosen / Something About The Beatles Podcast / 10/08/2022 (x)

[chiropteracupola]

he is traveling on...

[weirdopponent]

Today she is red. Glazed in impatient strokes of mine, a gift, red like cremation, like the still-living coals.

She bows her head, a lamb, and allows me to touch her face. She shakes, but is not flinching. "I don't have to do it like this."

Grace does not say anything. Grace pushes into my hands, till they curve under her jaw. Till I can feel the shape of her skull. Till I can time the pace of blood running through her heart. She knows it was a lie - no one else will be able to love her like this, as she is, as she will be.

I break her into pieces.

I dismantle her. I smash her with my open palm until she becomes a formless crumple, blood blooming slowly with each strike. Her dark hair I hack off with safety scissors like gravestones crumbling in bad weather. Her clothes I burn in the industrial furnace - nothing I can keep, so ash it all will be.

The rest is all artifice - I do not change her skin. I open it, step inside it, wearing it, I become her. I wear a too-tight sports bra that makes my ribs ache, each breath restrained against the form, precious. And with the right shirt - it almost looks like me. The memory of her lies crumpled at my feet, an unceremonious death. It hurts like nothing else could hurt, to outlive your daughter. But that's no problem of mine.

Today I am red. My nail polish is chipping, stains the cuticles like blood. Mother looks at me like it is blood, like Grace's body lies crumpled on my feet, instead of in the lines of mine. "I am the only way she could be."

[tiredassmage]

I... finished my last final of the semester (it went well, btw, bc this post is about to take a sharp left turn that has nothing to do with finals) and then went back for a nap bc body was like 6am!!! 6am is a good time to be awake today! (Incorrect answer).

And all I vaguely recall from that time is like... dreaming??? Plotting???? Something I can only really describe as if you took Imperial Agents and put them in a movie that is essentially the lovechild of Top Gun: Maverick (Leave me be, I just watched it last week and apparently I Really Enjoyed It) and... I dunno, heist movie of your choice????

So, that’s how my week’s going, in case anyone was curious. Something something let’s get down to business and ruin the Sith Order!!!!!! Confetti guns. I think agents deserve a little heist against the Sith Order. As a treat.

[whom-to-kill-whom-to-let-live]

Ah lads, I might have gone off the rails in my desperation for Legato fanfics and ended up writing my own.

[theradicalace]

websites that don’t let you delete your account are evil

[flamingtouya]

If you're into it, some Hawks x Y/N headcanons? No problem if not!

anything for u anon!! i’m glad u like my headcanons!!!!

he's the type to like fans' thirst tweets of him 

you can't even be mad. hell, you'll send him the really good ones

he's an impulsive flirter, especially at the beginning of your relationship

keigo: “hey beautiful, you come here often?” you: “keigo babey i don’t know how to tell you this but...... we’re in my apartment”

he gets better eventually, it’s just hard for him to let his guard down around someone

emotions are complicated

becomes incredibly touch-friendly. like. it starts out slow with his knee casually brushing against yours or moving your arms when reaching for something and it turns into slinging his elbow around your neck with enough force to knock you over

(he'd never let you fall, though. this man's got you, always)

anything that gives him an excuse to touch your hands

keigo: "you're bleeding" you: "yeah" keigo: "let me take care of it?" you: "it's only a paper cut" keigo: "it could get INFECTED"

he has two sleeping positions and they're 'curled up very tightly' and 'sprawled across the entire matress', no in between

either way you’re always tucked under one of his wings

you're the only person in the world who can touch his feathers without making him flinch

hugs from behind and neck kisses

so! many! neck! kisses!!!!

and just, casual touching that makes you long for more. he’s a total tease about it too, that whore

keigo: "when have i ever lied" you: "wh- you're literally a double agent??"

he lets you paint his nails black and god, does it look good on him

initially he just loved to see you blush while doing it but now the tables have turned and he's the flustered one, shamelessly staring at you biting your lip as you try not to mess up

he says 'i love you' in every way but saying 'i love you'

keigo "i made you breakfast" takami and keigo "call me if you need anything" takami and keigo "this is your favourite, right?" takami

and you pick up his habit without really noticing

"can i hold your hand?" and "don't get your ass kicked too hard" and "come back to me" 

even when he's teasing you it's always with a hint of adoration

you, trying to get something off the top shelf: "can you give me a boost?" keigo: "you're a great person and i like you a lot, and you’re looking very pretty today-"

even though he trusts you fully, he'll sometimes get oddly possessive for such a light-spirited guy

i mean, he knows very well that you can take care of yourself, but if somebody is making you uncomfortable keigo will shut that shit down so fast

and he'll do it with his signature shiteating grin too, but there’s just something incredibly threatening about him that has the other guy pissing his pants

love yourself a supportive bf!

let’s face it. he’s an attention whore

keigo: "attention!!" you: "what now" keigo: "nothing, i just want attention"

but it’s fine bc he’ll pamper you with just as much affection and care any chance he gets

<3

[essektheylyss]

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